You know you're a Starbucks addict when:

·         All of the employees know you by your first name and have figured out that when you are wearing boots it's a good day

·         They have your drink prepared for you when you walk in

·         They give you tons of free stuff—at least one drink every week is free!

·         They know where you work and are familiar with the intricacies of your company—in my case, they all have familiarity with CLEP and DSST exams!

·         You alternate Starbucks locations to appear less of an addict

·         You give step-by-step instructions on how to make a Caramel Macchiato (esp. to those Starbucks newbies)

·         You ask for “perfect oatmeal” and the lady says they don’t have any. She then proceeds to offer you the instant oatmeal packet she has in her purse. You agree.

·         You go out to restaurants and order a “Iced Venti Passion Tea Lemonade”

·         You use an old Starbucks cup as your toothbrush holder

·         Your car is full of “stoppers” and “sleeves”

·         You have a Starbucks Gold Card

·         Things like “PTL”, “CM”, or “x˚” mean something

·         On your way out the clerk shouts, “See ya tomorrow”, to which you respond without even blinking, “Alrighty!”